Simon:- Hello and welcome to Simon & Adam Do America, say hello Adam.

Adam:- Hello dudes (bad attempt at American accent)

Simon:- We’re not in America yet Adam, we’re here on the M25 to Heathrow.

Adam:- Hey look, that man told you to watch the road although he used a word I’ve never heard.

Simon:- mmmm, anyway we are about 0.5KM away from the airport so we expect to get their in about an hour.

Adam:- See you later.

Simon:- Here we are at Heathrow, come on Adam lets get on to the Departure lounge, and this time leave the toys alone.

Adam:- Sometime later…

Simon:- So what do you think of the plane Adam.

Adam:- This turbulence is making Adam sick

Simon:- Adam we’re still on the ground

Adam:- Do gathering now, or Adam get off.

Simon:- Okay, lets do it.

Adam:- Oh Goody!

Simon:- Welcome to Actions rather than words here’s my faithful assistant Action Man Adam.

Adam:- Nanananana Batman.

Simon:- No Adam, Action Man

Adam:- Salam

Simon:- Introduce yourself

Adam:- Hello you may remember me from such assistant films as Adam, a butlers tale, or Adam & Paddington together again.

Simon:- Well lets cut to the chase.

Adam:- Cheese

Simon:- Chase, anyway our gathering is about Actions Rather Than words, an action or a gesture to help or aid someone. Let me demonstrate.

Adam:- Please sir can I have some change?

Simon:- Not a chance, whereas I could have used an action in a lot less time.

Adam:- Please sir can I have some change?

Simon:- (Walks Past) See, same meaning.

Simon:- See the world is happy again.

Adam:- Ooooh fireworks.

Simon:- Liked the gathering Adam.

Adam:- Cool

Simon:- Hey it sounds like the engines are struggling, we’re going to crash.

Adam:- Oh no it sounds like the engines are struggling, we’re going to crash.

Simon:- Adam please think for yourself.

Adam:- We’re going to die aren’t we.

Simon:- I will sacrifice myself for the others, and save the plane, but it will mean certain death.

Adam:- No don’t do it.

Simon:- Okay, you do it.

Adam:- One of us must volunteer.

Simon:- Yes one of us must volunteer.

Simon:- Find out what happens in the next exciting edition of Simon & Adam!