Simon:- It’s coming right for us.

Adam:- The dreaded.

Simon:- The feared.

Adam:- RE Teacher!

Simon:- To much set up and not enough joke there.

Adam:- The grounds opening up.

Simon:- I believe.

Adam:- Nooooo!

Simon:- In god!

Adam:- The RE teacher is falling through the ground, Simon’s going with it.

Simon:- God, God, God

Adam:- I’ll save you.

Simon:- Do you believe.

Adam:- I only know one person who can cure you.

(Guest star Lawrence marches in)

Lawrence:- Links, Rechts, Links, Rechts.

Adam:- Adolf Hitler, my friend has been taken by the RE teacher.

Lawrence:- Oh my God!

(Hitler dies)

Adam:- Hey this doesn’t make sense Hitler can’t die.

Simon:- God, God, God, God, God, God,GOD,GOD,GOD.

Adam:- I will perform a religious festival.

Simon:- You will be destroyed.

Adam:- Ding Dong The Bells Go Bong, lalalalalalagodlalalalalalagod lalalalalalagodlalalalalalagod.

Simon:- Where am I?

Adam:- Your alive.

Simon:- Yes, but Hitler, Hitler Nooooooo!

Adam:- He’s dead.

Simon:- No, this can’t be.

Adam:- I hate to worry you , but there’s an atom bomb heading straight for us.

Simon:- Find out how we defeat death in the next exciting episode of (atom bomb hits Simon & Adam).