Simon:- When we last saw you we had been hit by an atom bomb which at the last minute turned into a glass of milk, and we join you in Adams weird freaked out dream.

Adam:- Captains log stardate 290192347.934, we have had a safe journey through the neutral zone, and aren’t expecting to encounter any Klingons.

Simon:- Jim, look there’s a Klingon ship decloaking.

Adam:- Open hailing frequencies.

Simon:- They won’t respond.

Adam:- Mr Scott we need weapons now!

Lawrence:- (barges through door) We canna do it captain we just don’t have the power.

Simon:- They’re firing at us,

Lawrence:- She’s gonna blow, we have to eject the warp core.

Adam:- Simon help him.

Simon:- Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not an engineer.

Adam:- A few minutes later.

Simon:- We have to get out of here Jim.

Adam:- Yes, take us out of here warp 5.

Lawrence:- Just one small problem we ejected the engine a few minutes ago.

Simon:- You don’t mean.

Lawrence:- Yes we’re going to have to run around the ship to make it move.

Adam:- A few hours later.

Simon:- Well how far did we move the ship.

Lawrence:- 3 meters.

Adam:- We’re all going to die.

Simon:- Yes.

Lawrence:- The ships gonna blow.

Adam:- 13 seconds later.

Simon:- Where the hell are we Jim.

Adam:- We’re on the Klingon ship.

Lawrence:- We must find the Captain.

Simon:- Ahah there he is.

Adam:- Hello.

Klingon:- (garbles in Klingon language)

Adam:- Can’t we translate that.

Simon:- Yes he just told us to impersonal pronoun, word not found in database, die slash live slash hello.

Lawrence:- Let me fix that (bangs translater)

Klingon:- Why did you beam over.

Simon:- We want to see if you respect all cultures, and religions.

Klingon:- You are scum, scumdididilyumdidilyumdidily.

Simon:- You know this situation reminds me of that program what was it ah yes Pocahontas.

Lawrence:- I like Haggis.

Adam:- Oooh fireworks.

Klingon:- How did you get over here.

Simon:- You beamed us over.

Klingon:- Well I’m beaming you into space, any last requests.

Simon:- Perhaps you can tell us if you celebrate other cultures & beliefs of others.

Klingon:- I celebreate Halloween, Pancake day and Christmas.

Lawrence:- My last request is Haggis.

Klingon:- I will ignore that, goodbye scum.

Adam:- Ah oh we’re being beamed into space find out what happens next time on Simon & Adam & The other one.