Simon & Adam Do History
Scene 1
Lawrence:- Let me fill you in on what has been happening, unfortunately Simon & Adam, are dead and I am currently travelling through time & space on the TARDIS, I am attempting to find an early Adam, I have found in the records that an early Adam was in charge of the construction of stone henge, well in fact it was meant to be a branch of Sainsburys but that’s Adam for you.
Adam:- On the Earth
Adam:- Left hand down a bit, oh no not there.
Simon:- That was my house, you smashed my house.
Adam:- Sorry, right hand down a bit, oh damn dropped it on Simon, ah well left hand down a bit.
Adam:- On board the Dalek ship.
Simon:- Estimated time till we reach earth.
Adam:- 30 minutes sir.
Simon:- When we reach Earth we will rule supreme, we will exterminate.
Adam:- On the TARDIS
Lawrence:- I’m picking up Dalek ships, oh my god what am I going to do they have no respect for human life they’ll all be killed, I’ve got to get to Earth, TARDIS set a course for earth BC 8960.
Simon:- Course laid in.
Adam:- Back at stone henge.
Adam:- Excuse me, hello get back to work your three hour coffee break is over.
Simon:- Oh shut up, we don’t even get paid.
Adam:- I thought being in the prescene of me would be pay enough.
Simon:- Oh yes last years London’s village idiot competition winner, we’re honoured.
Adam:- So you should be, right hand down a bit.
Simon:- Geez
Adam:- The Dalek ship has just landed on earth.
Simon:- We are the Daleks you must be exterminated.
Adam:- In the grounds of Stone henge.
Simon:- Oh no Daleks I must take my own life.
Adam:- How do you beat a Dalek.
Simon:- Walk up the stairs.
Lawrence:- Do you know who I am.
Simon:- No who?
Lawrence:- The Doctor.
Simon:- Doctor Who?
Lawrence:- You got it.
Simon:- Oh my god!
(Simon dies.)
Lawrence:- Adam you died in the future I’ve come back to save you but look oh no it’s the Daleks.
Simon:- We must exterminate we must exterminate.
Lawrence:- Quick get in the Tardis.
Adam:- Are we safe.
Lawrence:- No the BBC would only pay for a cardboard Tardis.
Adam:- Listen I’ve had a brainwave.
Lawrence:- Oh my god where’s my diary.
Simon:- You will die!
Lawrence:- That’s where your wrong I have this moloton bomb the only effective weapon against the Dalek.
Adam:- Well not exactly I sort of ate it.
Lawrence:- Oh no we’re all going to die.
Simon:- You will both die, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate.
(Adam dies)
Simon:- We obey no-one, We are the superior beings, exterminate, (Lawrence dies), we are a small force, but we live on, this is only the beginning, we will prepare, we will grow stronger when the time is right we will emerge and take our rightful place as the supreme power of the universe.