Simon:- One of us must volunteer.

Adam:- Yes one of us must volunteer.

Simon:- We’re not going to make it.

Adam:- I will sacrifice myself to save the others.

Simon:- Good luck Adam, you’ll need it.

Adam:- Keep things together till I get back.

Simon:- Adam lets face it a) you have no idea how to fix the engine and b) I never kept things together in the first place that’s what pilots are here for, you’d never have guessed would you.

Adam:- That’s where your wrong I did DIY level 1 at school.

Simon:- Oh gee whizz that’ll make it easy for you, especially if you need to rewire a plug.

Adam:- I put my trust into the lord.

Adam:- This engine sure is complicated.

Simon:- Pull the switch which says "If engines are struggling, pull me"

Adam:- Tried that it just popped up a sign which says "Don’t push me again"

Simon:- Try that switch over there.

Adam:- Okay, Ah Oh!

Simon:- Adam, Adam Noooooooo!

He’s dead, but the plane is safe.

Adam:- That’s where your wrong.

Simon:- Adam your alive.

Adam:- No, I’ve reincarnated myself, as exactly the same person that I was before.

Adam:- Let’s do the gathering.

Simon:- Ok.

Welcome to Our gathering on religious celebrations & festivals.

Here’s the one and only bona fida Adam reincarnated as the same person.

Adam:- I’m the same person you saw last time.

Simon:- Yeah ain’t it great, Adam you don’t have any Prozac do you.

Adam:- No.

Simon:- Oh well on with the show, different religions express their views & beliefs through festivals, some purely to renew their faith others to stay in touch with their gods.

We respect all faiths don’t we Adam.

Adam:- Ummmm

Simon:- Adam

Adam:- Yes I respect all faiths.

Simon:- Good.

Adam will now reenact a religious festival made & designed by me and Adam.

Adam:- Wa Wa Wa Sing Song, Launch sie fireworks, we worship thee lord on high.

Simon:- Ok, that was a good example of a religious festival.

Adam:- See you next Wa day.

Simon:- Did you like the gathering Adam.

Adam:- Yeah it was cool.

Simon:- Finally we can relax on this journey.

Adam:- Hey Simon we’ve landed.

Simon:- This doesn’t look like America, it looks like Transylvania.

Adam:- I inherited a castle in Transylvania, we could go there.

Simon:- Excellent Idea Igor Adam.

Adam:- Yith Marthter.

5 months later.

Simon:- Finally my project is nearly complete now wie must power up sie Robot.

Pull sie trigger Igor.

Adam:- Yith marthter.

Simon:- Oh no the monster I have created is coming straight for us, now there’s a change I never anticipated that although this did happen the five other times I tried.

Adam:- Oh my lord it’s coming right for us, what are we going to do?

Simon:- One of us must volunteer.

Adam:- Yes one of us must volunteer.

I can’t do it I have a wife 64 children.

Simon:- Hello, operator get me the marriage Bureau.

Adam:- We must hurry.

Simon:- Yes we must hurry.

Simon:- Aaaaaargh

Adam:- Oh no it’s got Simon.

Simon:- No, I just stubbed my toe.

Adam:- One of us must volunteer.

Simon:- Yes one of us must volunteer.

Adam:- Find out what happens in the next exciting edition of Simon & Adam do Transylvania.